Our innovative teenagers have found a way to beat the girlie drink tax increase - mix your own drinks. Unfortunately the police don't approve this type of initiative and want to ban the sale of food flavoring additives to under 18's. Yep, no strawberry syrup for you dear, you're much too young.
Why do we put up with such crap? If the government had any sense they should immediately tell him off and properly demote him on the grounds of stupidity.