Ray Stevens Sings

Cultural Differences

Australians are not Americans. West Indians are not African-Americans, and cricket is not baseball. Any perceived racism in the ad below is completely lost on Australians.

AN ad by KFC Australia showing a man giving fried chicken to West Indies fans has been labelled racist in the US.

In the "cricket survival guide" ad, an Australian fan named Mick asks viewers "Need a tip when you're stuck in an awkward situation?" after being surrounded by cheering West Indies fans.

He then shares a bucket of KFC chicken with fans around him to calm the situation

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The Kristina Keneally Song

Ken is gay

What other explanation can there be for a man to wear an outfit like that. I suppose it would explain why he never married Barbie, she's just his fag hag.

Governor Schwarzenegger tells what he really thinks

The Californiaian governor has sent a law maker a special message:

Californian Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger typically attaches a message to bills he signs or vetoes telling law makers why he took the action.


A Democratic assembly man who heckled the governor during a recent event in San Francisco actually received two messages: the veto letter itself and a not-so-subtle rebuke creatively hidden within it.


Like a find-the-word puzzle, the second message was visible by stringing together the first letter of each line down the left-hand margin. It consisted of a common four-letter vulgarity followed by the letters "y-o-u".

The letter is here.
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Hitler is looking for a parking space

Bush I and Clinton